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crop a short piece about Meriwether and the advise a wise older
professor gave a young bee farmer
”The best fertilizer is always the imprint of the farmer's
feet." great-grandfather Thomas G. Hardie
"A swarm of bees in May is worth
a load of hay.
A swarm of bees in June is worth a silver spoon.
But a swarm of bees in July isn't worth a fly."
This is an old saying that describes the value of a honey bee swarm. When
the queen in a colony of honey bees gets older and/or when a colony feels
that it is getting too large a population, then around half of the bees
will take off and swarm. Especially in the north, our yearly management
includes thoughts of preparing the bees for the winter. This saying
notes that the earlier in the summer a swarm is retrieved by the beekeeper, the
more time the bees will have to raise a family and gather food for the
upcoming winter.
Bees, bees, bees
We love bees.
They don't make us sneeze.
Unlike .... um .... nasty cheese!
Bees, bees, bees,
We love bees!
-by Kate Wheeler and Liz Hart
Awesome members of the most honorable weekend honey house crew 2001,
holding a possibly untouchable record for a duo unloading tanks of cold
raw honey week after week.
Last Night
by Antonio Machado
Last night, as I was sleeping,
I dreamt--marvelous error!--
that a spring was breaking
out in my heart.
I said: Along which secret aqueduct,
Oh water, are you coming to me,
water of a new life
that I have never drunk?
Last night, as I was sleeping,
I dreamt--marvelous error!--
that I had a beehive
here inside my heart.
And the golden bees
were making white combs
and sweet honey
from my old failures.
Last night, as I was sleeping,
I dreamt--marvelous error!--
that a fiery sun was giving
light inside my heart.
It was fiery because I felt
warmth as from a hearth
and sun because it gave light
and brought tears to my eyes.
Last night, as I was sleeping,
I dreamt--marvelous error!--
that it was God I had
here inside my heart.
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-by Laura Sideman
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"People usually consider walking
on water or in thin air a miracle. But I think the real miracle is not
to walk either on water or in thin air, but to walk on earth. Every day
we are engaged in a miracle which we don't recognize: a blue sky, white
clouds, green leaves, the black, curious eyes of a child -- our own two
eyes. All is a miracle."
-- Thich Nhat Hanh

From a book called "The Divine
Feminine" by Andrew Harvey and Anne Baring, out of a book of prayers
called "Prayers for Healing: 365 Blessings, Poems and Meditations
from Around the World" edited by Maggie Oman.
Beehive source
Trellaced womb
Mother of all beginnings
Hold me
Gather me
Feed me
With the honey-nectar
From the hive
Nourished
I will sing
The Bee-song
The long forgotten threnody
Of praise to Thee.
- by Anne Baring
You know you're from Vermont when:
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
the highway.
2. "Vacation" means going to Burlington for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit moose more than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day.
6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard, without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, fish, and berries.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how
to use them.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Derby store
at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.
15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.
16. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're
in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
17. You actually understand these jokes.
The beginning of the new crop is a
time to pause and give thanks. We will gather this special honey for three
or so days, depending on how many yards have the combination of flowers,
precipitation, temperature, bee flight and all of the mysterious factors
that bring on the crop. This is the lightest honey of the season, and it
will stay liquid the longest. As this is less than 5% of the crop, the
supply is limited and available until sold out. Each jar of the First
Fruits honey has a label on the cap indicating this.
2 Chronicles 31: 5
As soon as the order went out,
the Isrealites generously gave the first fruits of their grain, new wine,
oil and honey and all that the fields produced.
Pleasant words
are as honeycomb, sweet to the soul. Proverbs 16:24
Question:
How come one side of a "V" formation of geese flying south is
always shorter than the other?
Answer:
Less geese
From Bill Engelhardt, Antwerp, New York
•Billy Engelhardt
President Calvin Coolidge was a native of Plymouth, Vermont.
When visiting his home state in September 1928, he delivered this speech
from the back of a train in Bennington. Vermont was struggling to recover
from a devastating flood at that time.
Vermont is a state I love.
I could not look upon the peaks of Ascutney, Killington, Mansfield, and
Equinox without being moved in a way that no other scene could move me.
It was here that I first saw the light of day; here I received my bride;
here my dead lie pillowed on the loving breast of our everlasting hills.
I love Vermont because of her hills and valleys, here scenery and invigorating
climate, but most of all, because of her indomitable people. They are
a race of pioneers who have almost beggared themselves to serve others.
If the spirit of liberty should vanish in other parts of the Union and
support of our institutions should languish, it could all be replenished
from the generous store held by the people of this brave little state
of Vermont.
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